semisweet-rubix:

to-lick-a-fro:

One pumpkin to scare them all
One pumpkin to find them
One pumpkin to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

I spend my annual pumpkin carving efforts on this little beauty. It was quite hard to get the intricate curves and swirls of the writing carved right, but I still think it’s a pretty epic pumpkin 8D

#if i was a little kid i would be like ‘oh fuck now i got to take this fucker to mordor’ and i would look over to my homie in his batman costume and i’ll be like ‘you’ll do come along sam and be my bitch’ and then we will take the pumpkin and find the nearest person who is dressed up as harry potter and then we will bribe him with candy and that is how we will find all of the fellowship and we would journey through the neighborhood and battle our way through all the little girls dressed up as princesses and then we will go up a hill and scream ‘THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO EISENBERG’ and then we will just go home and try to smash the pumpkin with and ax and it will probably be destroyed and then we will say ‘the is bullshit we wasted a whole night where we could have got candy’ but then we will feel good about ourselves because we saved the whole world #f yeah

I thought they were taking the hobbits to Isengard.

Maybe its a joke that I don’t get.

Either way, badass pumpkin.

(Source: bifurism, via ohmytheon)